Its about making memories worth repressing
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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