I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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