Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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