Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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