Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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