RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
how does that bad decision feel?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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