She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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