just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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