The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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