whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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