NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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