David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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