Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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