He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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