They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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