who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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