if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just cut my nipple shaving
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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