We're like a lot better than the average bears
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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