great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Randomize