2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
