Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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