another moral hangover. fuck.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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