And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
