therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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