woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think people are normalizing furries
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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