How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
