What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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