Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize