we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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