whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just pee around me
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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