North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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