He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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