That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
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