that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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