I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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