I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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