You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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