my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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