My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
