And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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