Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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