what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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