You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
4 words: hood of his car
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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