Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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