3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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