haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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