my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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