I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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