Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Randomize
