We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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