Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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