she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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