Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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