Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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