"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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